And Drift Away...

For 20 years Donna Hocevar of Chester Township, OH, has been seeing the image of Jesus Christ in a piece of driftwood but didn't tell anyone outside her close family and friends. Now word is out. A friend thinks the outer edge is a profile of Satan. Her pastor doesn't think it's divine communication though he does think "it is interesting." Her husband says it's dumb.

Holy Sheet!

Jesus has shown up at Hardy's Hardware in Manchester, CT. Thomas Haley was unloading a truck several weeks ago when he came across a piece of sheet metal with an oily stain on it that he says is the image of Jesus Christ. He and a co-worker bought it and put it on eBay. "I feel kind of bad just pawning off Christ," Haley said, though it's likely he'll feel much better if someone clicks the "Buy It Now" button and forks over $10,000 for it.