Cheesy Jesus

Workers at the Stadium Club in Jacksonville, Florida found what they believe to be an image of Jesus in a steam table tray used to keep nachos warm. A spokesman for the restaurant says they won't use the pan anymore. The wait staff will steer people away from the now cold nachos and try to get them to try the Buffalo wings, stuffed potato skins, and fried mozzarella sticks.

Steeling Away

An image of Jesus appeared on a steel plate in Southern Ireland. It's being sold on eBay (surprise!) and the seller says: "A PHOTOGRAPH OF JESUS;; IMAGE WITH OUT; ANY AIR BRUSHING OR ALTERATIONS OF ANY KIND." Okay, someone scribbled on it with a red pen, but other than that...

A Christmas Miracle

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through eBay,
The spiritual images showed up in all ways.
Like one in Nebraska that you see right here,
Where Mary and Jesus, on a door did appear.
It first made its showing when Mother was ill,
And as it grew darker, she slowly got well.
Now you have a chance to own that wondrous door,
Keep your eyes on the auctions there are bound to be more.