More Rockin' With Jesus

A man in Orange County, California, found a 1" x 3/4" rock in his garden. He says "Jesus is clearly visable [sic] on the rock. You can see his eyes and his long hair and beard." He's selling it on eBay with a 7-day money back guarantee in case you decide it looks more like Gallagher, Jeff "Skunk" Baxter of the Doobie Brothers, or the late Sonny Bono.