(S)he Appears On Seashells By The Seashore

It might sound fishy, but a California man is selling a seashell with an image of the Virgin Mary on eBay, of all places. Or maybe it's Jesus. The shell's owner, David Johnson, isn't sure. Neither is Father Hanna Sakkab of St. George Antiochian Orthodox Church in City Heights who, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune, thought "it evoked either Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary, crowned with a halo and carrying a baby." Johnson found it on a beach in Monterey, CA and held onto it for a year. It would look great on a puka shell necklace.